Strong Beard 2: Beard Stronger.

(Message from our Beard Consultant)

If there’s one thing that I learned during my time as a successful Hollywood film director, it’s 1) Always make a sequel and 2) Always add more beards. I know that’s two things but that’s another thing I learned – if you have a beard, you can say and do whatever the hell you want and not even give a crap about it.

I just dropped my private jet onto my mansion and they both exploded. So what.

Strong Beard V2: Beard Stronger features soft print on lightweight black 100% cotton tee and comes infused with the power of approximately 10 medium-length beards. Use with great caution and if you see someone else with the same t-shirt you may nod and acknowledge them but do not stand too close to them. (Think “crossing the streams” in Ghostbusters.)

Illustration by Sailor Danny

Weight0.250 kg
Size

Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, XXL

Colour

Black

Gender

Male

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